Embarrassing moments (for giggles)

[demonblaster]

Hi all 🙂

If no one replies that's fine, I could fill a book

So...school yrs, young, bout 9 yrs approx very vulnerable age, the whole class was there....I was sitting with a group of girls at the library of all places....someone said something funny but had to be quiet of course so I held in my giggle and a massive, I'm talking helium balloon size bubble came outta my nose.....OF COURSE....one girl had to see it and said .....ahhhhhh LOOK AT THE BUBBLE.....oh god.....

Popped it

shame upon shame, you NEVER forget those ones

[CMF]

Well this thread has given me a laugh. There seem to be a lot of farting stories going on of late or are we all just full of hot air hehehehe

[velvetfaerie]

BAHAHA IKR!!

.... I have heaps and heaps of funny embarrassing stories because I'm a clown ..... it's just the remembering them!!

Sometimes they were tied into inebriation of course.... and/or intimate events....

This one isn't. I was in an all girl band are we set up recording songs in a house, fully mic'd up and all, seperate rooms for each instrument. We were mid takes and chatting away through the mics and cans....

Then *BANG BAM CRASH RACKET NOISE*.... from me.... the drummer "what the *bleep* was that?"

me - "my bass fell off me." The strap let go and the dang thing bounced off the floor!

Hysterics... was almost 20 years ago lol!

Ill delve into the brain for more......

[Guest_128]

Ok here goes,

Years ago I was having women's issues,went to go,had Pap smear then said I had to have an ultrasound,so this young girl set me upon table with just the gown on,ready for the ultrasound person,waiting,waiting,then through the door comes the most stunning god all mighty drop you know,fine figure of a man.

Than he proceeds to tell me it is going to be an internal examination,(wtf)

Then he produces this thing that looks like a thing with a raincoat on it and he say...

Do you want to do it,or will I?

I have never ever been so lost for words or embarrassed.🙀

Later

[Jackson1994]

I faked teared up and aplogised profusely, said I had been travelling over the last few years - I could tell this lady didn't believe me and told me to return the book on my next visit or I'll have to pay the fine...

[Jackson1994]

Obviously I don't visit the library very often if I have an outstanding book from 4 years ago... so the jokes on her, not a high chance I'll be returning shortly

[CMF]

haha what was the book?

[Jackson1994]

Something about football, surprised I didn't find it when I moved out of home, I would of returned it had I found it.

I reckon Mums picked it up and thought it was my brother so put it with his stuff

[demonblaster]

Great giggles Peeps thanks

So as a teen everythings pretty much embarrassing & this one was too thank god there was only my besty and I.

Sat on a swing, too old for em, and the sod broke on one side from the top. Made a fair bit of noise too.Friend lost it, I nearly stroked out with embarrassment.

[topsy_]

This happened years ago. My 3 girls would have been in upper primary school. We were walking into town when this dirty bird flew overhead & pooped. The poop landed behind my glasses on my eyes. The girls nearly died laughing. Me? I was not amused! Dirty disgusting bird!! It's funny now though.

[CMF]

When my much older siblings used to come for dinner they would have to park in the street at the side of our house. After seeing them off i would always run through the backyard and jump the back steps and into the house. One particular evening it was a little chilly so my mum decided to close the glass sliding door as we went to see my brother off. I said my goodbyes ran through the backyard, jumped up the back steps and BANG jumped straight into the closed glass door falling backwards. My brother thought it was quite funny as from the street he heard the thud of me hitting the glass door and then heard me yell out 'oooohhhhh' as i fell backwards.cmf