Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[romantic_thi3f]

One door closes another one opens

One door closes another one opens

One door closes another one opens

- Me, eating an advent calendar

[Croix]

Q. What else do you name a cute door?

A. Adoorable.

[sbella02]

I love that one Croix.

Here's a Christmas bonbon one:

How do snowman travel around?

Using an icicle!

[Croix]

What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?

Chill out.

[sbella02]

Why do birds fly South in the Winter?

It's too far to walk.

[romantic_thi3f]

(Sorry I haven't been posting much, the new forums doesn't always play nice with me!) 

Hope everyone had a lovely New Years.

I've started doing lunges to stay in shape.

You could say it's a big step forward.

[mmMekitty]

Hello, hello, hello,

Is theere an echo in here?

[Croix]

Yup I'm late:(

Why don’t pigeons echo?

A coo sticks.

[sbella02]

Here's one of my faves:

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.

[Not_Batman]

It was announced on Friday that Wednesday would appear on Today the day after tomorrow.

confused?!?

On Friday, it was announced that the actress that plays Wednesday in the tv series of the same name, would be appearing on the Today show on Tuesday (the day after Monday)…took me a while too!