Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Not_Batman]

I once had my patience tested. The results were negative.

[Ggrand]

😂🤣😂....I like it as well....

...hmm lighthouse it is...

There was a lighthouse owner that noticed the tide was coming way too high and might wash away his home. So he called 000

It was an emerging sea.

[Croix]

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?
Nothing, it waved.

[romantic_thi3f]

Ohh I want to play too!

Did I do ok? 🙂

Q: What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A: Supplies!

[Ggrand]

Hi romantic_thi3f,

You did good....janitor jokes it is...

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

[Croix]

How warm is a janitor's closet?
Broom temperature

[Not_Batman]

Whats the best thing about Switzerland?

i dont know, but i hear the flag is a big plus.

[romantic_thi3f]

Thank you!

A janitor gets accepted into Nascar.

His car goes "Broom, Broom"

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone...🤗

How do you know that a snowman was in your home?

You find a carrot next to the fireplace....

[Croix]

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose😫