Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[tranzcrybe]

Ggggrandy,
... heehee, or when they opt for the 'two numbers' (- I feel a bit duped with only 2 candles) - what point is there in living to 100 now if you can't set off the smoke alarms??
So, recycled huh? - and what bin do we get put in for the kerbside collection? Saving the planet gone mad if you ask me...

Croix,
...hm, you might be right, increased wisdom is accepting we don't need to know the answers - they already exist as night follows day.
Fewer people know less than the lesson of the few; but to lessen the few is to lower the view... phew!

[Ggrand]

Hello Everyone....🤗..

What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Mother’s Day?

.....Son-flowers of course 🌻

[Spacefiasco]

What do you call a pile of kittens?

… a Meowntain 🐱🐯🏔

Happy Wednesday everyone

[Croix]

Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?

A: The Great Catsby

[Croix]

How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed?
You order it from the Cat-alogue

[Ggrand]

Hello Everyone.....

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

They wanted to make some mewsic

[Croix]

My neighbor is so inconsiderate-
He came pounding on my front door at 4am!
Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude🙄

[Moonstruck]

Two Irishmen looking for work, saw this sign "Tree fellers wanted"

One said to the other.."Now if Paddy was here with us, we'd have got that job!"

[Ggrand]

Hi everyone...

What is the best possible holiday present....

A broken drum....l.you just can’t beat it..

[Croix]

For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please...