Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Guest9337]

"Meh, that's good enough." by Mediocrates.

[Guest9337]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams.

[quirkywords]

Following on from Grandy and Croix,

I are a clock yesterday.
I t was very time consuming.

silly saying saturday

[Croix]

In response to david'n'goliath I looked up Zaphod Beeblebrox jokes

I coudn't find any and ended up scratching my heads.

As for Quirky's second hand joke, hour you doing?

[Guest9337]

Archie Baldprize, a croupier with the Federal treasury. Tells tales on Clarek and Dawe.

[Guest9337]

"The extraordinary story of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy begins very simply, it begins with a man. An Earthman, to be precise. Who no more knows his destiny, than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India Company. His name is Arthur Dent. He is a five-foot-eight-inch-tall ape descendant, and someone is trying to drive a bypass through his house." Douglas Adams.

[Guest9337]

On poor definitions...

If you train from 11.59 pm to 12.01 am the next day, then you have trained for two days in a row! Good job!

[Guest9337]

Arthur Dent : What happens if I press this button?

Ford Prefect : I wouldn't -

Arthur Dent : Oh.

Ford Prefect : What happened?

Arthur Dent: A sign lit up, saying "Please do not press this button again."

Douglas Adams.

[Guest9337]

Sir what is your role in parliament?

I stand behind people and nod quietly, it's quite a fulfilling job.

[Croix]

The horses failed to unite their government...
The parliament of horses could not pass a single bill.

The "Neighs" had it, every time