Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[NobleAlarc32]

Word. I sympathise completely. I mean... I bought a notebook the other day, sat down at my piano, opened to page one and found the exact same issue. Am I just supposed to guess the score to a musical overture?

I swear, the company in charge of printing these things really needs to replace their staff.

[Not_Batman]

I have a horse, its name is Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo Neighs!

[ecomama]

How much can a Koala Bear really guys these jokes.... 😂

[NobleAlarc32]

I can’t help but feel that those who make animal puns are just panda-ring those who make them into bamboo-zling us with a giant overload of un-bear-able quips until we’re all red in the face. I mean it’s Possible, right?

Okay, I’ll stop with this Kung Fulery... 🙃

[Croix]

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

[Ggrand]

My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face when i rode pasta

[Not_Batman]

What do you call a nervous Darth Vader?

Panickin’ Skywalker.

[NobleAlarc32]

I’m trying to think of a good joke, but all that pops into my head are nothing but homonyms: “a wood oak”, “a hood bloke”, “a dud yolk”...

Just don’t ask me why that last one inner-monologues as a Yorkshire accent when my natural speaking voice is 100% Aussie, mates. 🙃

[eight]

australian government investigating american pigeon on fears it is planning a coo

[NobleAlarc32]

A. A Jeoparody!

Q. What is a joke that delivers the punchline before the initial setup?