Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Ggrand]

Dear Croix...😆😂🤣...

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup!!

[Not_Batman]

Thats pretty bad Grandy. as bad as...

two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.

Bah dum tss!

[Not_Batman]

Life’s not fair...but blondes are!

[hellohi]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It's impossible to put down.

[Clues_Of_Blue]

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

[eight]

bro that's what you said on the last 52 loops :[

[Croix]

Have you heard of the upcoming movie where a time traveller gets transformed into a chicken?
It's called Bawk to the Future

[Not_Batman]

I was going to post a joke about mozzarella, but it was too cheesy!

[Ggrand]

Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?

She was no spring chicken.

[Not_Batman]

To solve the age old question, i just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet.

I’ll let you know which arrives first.