.... hehehhehehhehe ... I, LRC, has managed, with the aid of my trusty diving/space suit, to get right under Croix/s iceberg. I am now drilling holes, 36 at this stage, & later, another dozen or so above the sea level.
As I drill each hole, I insert a speaker, way up in there so the sounds broadcast will be mere centemetres beneath the floor of the main lounge room, & all the main rooms close by. Obviously, these rooms include, kitchen, dining, bed & bath rooms.
I have other speakers to insert into more drilled holes topside, into the walls & 'ceiling'. (Do icebergs have ceilings?) Sound will be channelled throughout the iceberg.
What do I have in mind to broadcast?
Shakuhachi this afternoon.... got to get the walrus feeling really relaxed, so Iwill begin the broadcast at around 4:20pm.
Then... later on, when the sun goes down, & the wind chills to negative degrees, & the iceberg begins to cool he may hear the amplified ice creaking, & wind whistling.
From 7 pm he'll hear the ice splintering, shattering shards, falling, tinkling like glass, from 9:30 pm the fissures cracking & at 10pm, thicker ice groaning & splitting, then blocks break away & splash into the water, near midnight, whereupon all the creatures of the sea & ice shriek & bellow marvellously into the night...
Then I'll let the ice fill in all the holes, leaving the speakers tucked away, ready for future broadcasts.
Hmmm, where are the sponges? I've got some pesky penguins who need a wash.
Hugzies
mmMekitty
