What a waste of clam shells - the kiwis don't need to be clunked on their heads to fall over. Standing unassisted for them is an Olympic feat rarely achieved.
I look forward to rebranding all of Raffa's clothes with the Kiwis on the Beach logo, which depicts a group of three rising from a wave & 'flying' over EfFe, then falling into the 'sand' (snow atop the iceberg), each clutching a bottle in their beaks.
Don't you love these new animated logos Professor Porpoise has invented & developed, (patent pending)? I love them so much I could n't wait for the patent to be granted.
Alistair Croix is getting one of his own - which puffs out real non-carcenogenic scented fog... no, no smoke at all. He is sitting in his armchair, with a golden-orange hue indicating the nearby fireplace lighting one side of his distinguished proile, while the other has the soft glow of an old-fashioned incandescent bulb in a lamp beside him. He does have a pipe - but remember it's his smoking jacket that emits plumes of the scented fog, so look to that instead of the pipe. That's just for show.
Oh, & I have been working with professor Porpoise to repurpose some clam shells, once we enlarge them, they would be perfect racket heads for Raffa's new venture. Another marketing bit of brilliance!
The Wake the Walrus band is on pontoons this year, in an attempt to avoid being struck by clam shells - but I'm a little concerned they may 'rock'n'roll a little too much out there & end up in the drink ... no, that's not how it's supposed to go...but I'm not sure all the members have realised ... the Pesky Penguin Singers won't mind, being expert swimmers, who in all honesty, may be entirely responsible for any pontoons that go under.
Is it too lat to stop them?
Hugzies
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