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Grant a wish, make a wish... but beware the next person who grants it will add a little sting in the tail 🙂
It goes like this... I wish that I could sing.
Granted, but now everything you say or think will come out in a song like you are in a musical.
So I'll start.
I wish I could eat anything and not become fat.
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Granted! But now you will have to pass your air highways learners permit & have restricted air space.
I wish I could eat all my favourite comfort foods & lose weight at the same time.
(I would love to be a blue bird singing in tune - what a beautiful image. Also I have wanted to fly, by myself with no props or assistance since I was a little girl. I dreamed often of flying from my house to my nanna's!)
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Granted, but now every time you eat a favourite you start shrinking a little each time.
I wish that I could be awfully social and gregarious
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Granted, but now you're going to be struck with laryngitis!!
I wish that I could understand all Stephen Hawking's theories about the formation of the universe.
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Granted, but now you have to live with the horror and bad dreams that contemplating entropy brings.
I wish for contentment, or if I can't have that, World Peace.
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Granted, but now you are going to be so bored you'll be wishing it was you that had to solve the problem of entropy!!!
I wish I could sing like a female Pavarotti!!
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Granted, but now you are living out your days behind a beautiful green hedge in the Yarra Valley to obtain privacy and we will be renaming the Pavlova and the Melba Highway in your honour.
I wish I could sail away in a pea green boat.
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Granted, you'll be enjoying floating away in your pea green boat but you'll be struck down with motion sickness.
I wish I could grow my own vegetables in a beautiful vegetable garden.
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Granted, however, now you are such a green thumb that the vegetables all grow to several metres and you have enough to make soup for the entire city.
I wish that I could dream my house flying and transport it to London, and Hong Kong or Buenos Aires in the morning.
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Granted, however, your poor little house is going to need so much more upkeep - painting, cleaning windows etc etc - because of all the different climatic conditions, you'll be too busy to fly!!
I wish that I could write the great Australian novel, receive lots of kudos & money.
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Granted but now the fame has caught you in her sights and you feel the urge to find respite in a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. A place of far horizons, and jewel-sea, the beauty and the terror - The wide brown land for thee!
I wish I were a duck.
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