CHRISTMAS 2018/NEW YEARS Chillout Lounge

[kanga_brumby]

Hey Everybody! Christmas is the time of year to enjoy & share with family & friends. Some people will spend this time alone & isolated too!
This is a safe place where people can post and say hello, chat or send wishes to others and have a 'Virtual Christmas/New Years'!
Whether you have plans for Christmas/New Years or having a quiet one you can kick back and just enjoy company of others. Its been a long year. Even if you have never posted on Beyond Blue before you are very welcome to come in and sit around our 'Virtual Christmas Tree' and chat 🙂
You asked for this Paul here it is for all.
Santa (AKA Kanga Peter) Ho Ho! 🙂

[CMF]

Jackson,

Ylive brought a year to my eye. You're such a beaitiful soul. T will be looking down for sure.

We need to light some candles in here those who will not physically be with us but here in spirit. If that's ok with everyone I'll start with a candle for my mum and dad. It' always a little empty without them.

Now I'm emotional.. .

CMF x

[awrinkle_in_time]

Hi , thats a great idea , a candle burning is beautiful ...count me in ..

[topsy_]

Hello all

We will be four for Christmas lunch or perhaps 7. My husbands greatest joy is having LOADS of special food & sharing it with friends.

I decided it would be nice to have a hot lunch this year as we have meat & salads usually. Then I read it’s supposed to be ultra hot. No bother though - I’ll put the air con on real cold so we’ll all be freezing so a hot lunch will be great!

At this time of year I become a juggler! Of finances! So far it all seems doable & I always feel super chuffed if everything all works out. No credit card either!

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, especially those doing it tough.

Cheers for now, Lyn.

[kanga_brumby]

Hope you have a laugh at some of these I found.

· What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite
· What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple
Pineapple
· What did the big candle say to the little candles?
I am going out tonight
· What illness do you get from eating Christmas decorations?
Tinsel - itis
· Why do mummies like Christmas presents so much?
Because there Wrapped
· How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
By sucking ornimints
· What do you call an old snowman?
Water
· What do elves learn in school?
The elefebet
· What do monekys sing at Christmas time?
Jungle bells
· What do get if you cross St. Nicholas with a detective?
Santa Clues
· What are people who are afraid of Santa Claus called?
A Clurstraphobic
· Who is never hungry at Christmas time?
A Turkey they always stuffed
· What did Santa Claus say to the over-stressed snowman?
Chill out
· How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
· Do Christmas trees knit?
No Needle point
· Why was Santa's assistant depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem
· What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon Hood
· What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws
· What do you call a really quiet armed crusader?
A Silent Knight
· Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho
· Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him
· If athletes get Athletes Foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe
· What did the guests sing at the Eskimo Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
· What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas eve
· What did Santa shout to all of his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone sack time!
· Why did the elf spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because he had no L
· What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!
· What happened when the snowwoman got angry with the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
· What is a snowman's favorite dinner?
An Iceburger!
· What do you call a snowman party?
A snowBall
· Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
· What do you get when you cross reindeer with cows?
Sleigh bulls!
· What do you get when you cross Christmas Eve with tied up rope?
The Knot Before Christmas!
· Why did Santa Claus get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in the Snow Parking Zone!
Kanga now lost in space.

[HamSolo01]

good evening everyone

just dropping in to take part in the festivities

[demonblaster]

Heyaz

Yip Dools I'm in with the Carols decos etc

Kanga, they're good, haven't read all yet, like the short jokes

CMF...wow what a beautiful thought the candles for the ongoing love for those that can't be here

One for my darling late partner (3 yrs in Jan) ouch just had a pang, woe still going too.
One for beautiful Mum and Dad
One for partners sister ( 9 mths later after partner)
One for several friends and particularly one recently

Love doesn't leave .... ever

Thankyou CMF xx

[stevexr]

hello. I hope you are all well. all though I don't know you I would like to say to all that will be alone for Christmas that I will be thinking of you. so you are not truly alone. my favourite gift any time of the year is to do some thing nice for some one I don't know. I think if more people did this the world would be a better place for every one.

when it comes to family disagreements remember that you only have one family and you have to make the most of the time you have. nice will win over nasty as much as love wins over hate. so love nice and be the change for the better. I really hope we all have a happy Christmas....... hello

[CMF]

Thx DB, for me it's also one for my grandparents and one for my brother in law.

Kanga, thx for the laughs.

Stevexr, lovely post.thankkyou and welcome.

hi to everyone.

[demonblaster]

Hi all Soz Ham meant to say hi to you too

Welcome Stevexr lovely post

CMF as we move on in time there becomes so many doesn't there

I'd like to add to the tree a hand made deco Mum and us kids made out of old Xmas cards, they're collasapable balls made with serated scissors, etc, gorgeous.

Cool thing about a virtual Xmas day is we don't have to pay for whatever the imagination wants for lunch/tea...yeah yeah

[blondguy]

Hi Stevexr

Thankyou for the great post and your kind wishes too!

My kind thoughts

Paul