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The Book of Misguided Recipes

NobleAlarc32 — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:02:53 GMT

This is a forum game format I’ve used elsewhere online. Basically, all you need do is post a list of ingredients; they don’t all need to be common ingredients for cooking, and some or all of them can be outlandish things like household objects, garments, or even abstract concepts or ideas. Go simple... go wild... go for it!

Then the next poster compiles those ingredients into the resulting dish, including name and a brief, optional description; again, it needn’t be any form of edible cuisine, but could be anything that you imagine.

Hopefully, this stimulates your creativity and imagination, and perhaps a few smiles and/or giggles. Okay, let’s begin!

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1 cup milk

1 tsp vanilla extract

2 cups plain flour

1 tsp honey

3 drops essence of love

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NobleAlarc32 — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 20:41:28 GMT

I guess I didn’t explain the process well. Sorry about that, heheh... 😅

In summary:

Poster #1 writes a list of ingredients

Poster #2 makes up an imaginary dish comprised of Poster #1’s ingredients, before posting their own list of ingredients

Poster #3 turns Poster #2’s ingredients into a made-up dish, then contributes their own ingredient list, and so on...

Simple, no? You’d be surprised of just how silly this can get, and of how creative you can be when given a bunch of random things to throw together in your imagination.

Plus, in a way it’s a collaborative effort: the previous poster lists some ingredients, which you make into a dish. Then you list some ingredients, which the next poster makes into a dish. Page-by-page, the Book of Misguided Recipes is filled by people working together, combining their creativity and imagination in ways unparalleled.

As the saying goes, “It takes two to turn a pastry shell, exotic fruits and a salsa mix CD into Tango de la Fruta Pie.” 😄

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smallwolf — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:17:10 GMT

Ok. I'll play...

With those ingredients I can make pancakes. By there is no butter!

So for the next set of ingredients...

- same set as per first post
- remove the honey
- replace the essence of love with butter

(the things you can make with that!)

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NobleAlarc32 — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 06:56:14 GMT

B.Y.O.T. Diner-Style Short Stack
Your average, run-of-the-mill stack of pancakes, evenly browned and with just the right amount of gooeyness in the centre. Just remember to bring your own topping!

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1 cup cooking chocolate, pre-melted
2l fresh milk, lactose-free
1 banana
1/2 cup 8-bit video game pixels, mixed
1 tsp rosewater concentrate

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smallwolf — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 10:37:49 GMT

use the first 3 to make a banana breakfast drink

ingredient list...

- ice cream

- flour

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smallwolf — Sat, 29 May 2021 11:45:16 GMT

I think that could make sweet pancakes or crepes.

Ingredients...

Eggs milk bread sugar fruit water

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topsy_ — Sun, 06 Jun 2021 09:32:46 GMT

Ingredients above - bread pudding with homemade custard

New ingredients

coconut, passionfruit, milk, SR flour, sugar mixed with a tablespoon of hope & a litre of unskilled enthusiasm

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smallwolf — Sun, 06 Jun 2021 11:30:22 GMT

eggs pancakes with passionfruit (+sugar) syrup.

pork, peanut butter, stock, honey, sugar, garlic & a litre of unskilled enthusiasm

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topsy_ — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 10:07:06 GMT

Satay pork

peanut butter, honey, sugar, flour & a cup of wishful thinking

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smallwolf — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 11:39:21 GMT

I am going to turn that wishful thinking into water for a damper mixture. When cooked cut in half and smother in honey.

new set of ingredients ...

sultana, flour, sugar, Iplus 2 ingredients of your choice)

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topsy_ — Tue, 08 Jun 2021 08:36:58 GMT

I’ll add coconut & vanilla icing to make a iced loaf cake for morning tea.

New ingredients-

spinach, shredded cheese, mushrooms, pine nuts

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smallwolf — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 11:56:09 GMT

SAUTEED INTO A NICE SIDE DISH

yogurt and flour

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topsy_ — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 09:02:51 GMT

Pizza base (I’ve never been game to try it yet)

caramel sauce, salt, gelatin

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smallwolf — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 11:22:26 GMT

salted caramel glaze

pumpkin, peanut butter, honey, nutmeg, water (optional)

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topsy_ — Sun, 13 Jun 2021 12:30:21 GMT

Satay pumpkin

onion, rice, rice, pumpkin, spinach

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smallwolf — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 10:40:08 GMT

risotto

pumpkin, left over rice, water

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quirkywords — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 07:43:35 GMT

excuse me if I have not followed the guidelines

pumpkin fritters

Avacado.camembertcheese.breadcrumb

herbs,lemon ,garlic,butter,almonds.

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smallwolf — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 11:40:57 GMT

crumbed cheese fried in garlic butter with avocado dip

flour, sugar, butter, frozen fruit