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Corrupted Wishes

Gruffudd — Sun, 03 Apr 2016 10:19:15 GMT

Grant a wish, make a wish... but beware the next person who grants it will add a little sting in the tail 🙂

It goes like this... I wish that I could sing.

Granted, but now everything you say or think will come out in a song like you are in a musical.

So I'll start.

I wish I could eat anything and not become fat.

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white knight — Sun, 03 Apr 2016 14:36:08 GMT

but even if fat, I can still chat...

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blondguy — Sun, 03 Apr 2016 14:55:39 GMT

if you can still chat I would be rapt.....

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Snoopy33 — Sun, 03 Apr 2016 15:41:32 GMT

I wish my energy never felt zapped😄

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Gruffudd — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 09:16:24 GMT

Granted, but now you have the ability to recharge mobile phones when ever you touch them.

I wish I could wake up easily in the mornings.

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HappyGilroy — Fri, 15 Apr 2016 01:25:19 GMT

Granted ! However you'll wake up in a random neighbors tool shed each morning by surprise.

I wish I could buy the perfect pair of jeans....

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topsy_ — Fri, 15 Apr 2016 04:17:58 GMT

Granted! However once they're on they will be unable to be taken off.

I wish I had a housecleaning fairy to make our home sparkly clean....

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Snoopy33 — Fri, 15 Apr 2016 09:39:40 GMT

Granted! But now your house is so sparkly it has caused you to become blind.

I wish I had the perfect body:-)

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topsy_ — Sun, 17 Apr 2016 10:35:34 GMT

Granted! But now your reflection in the mirror has gone dim & unable to reflect your perfect body

(this was really difficult- I didn't want to be mean)

I wish I could sing in tune.

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Snoopy33 — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 13:27:28 GMT

Sorry about that Yellownanna.... I knew it would be a challenge! I was going to reply to myself and grant my wish by turning me into a new car;-) I should also note that I don't really want the perfect body, I don't think there's such a thing. Anyway, on with the game...

Granted! But now you are a blue bird that sings in tune all day:-)

I wish that I could fly high in the sky.

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topsy_ — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:46:25 GMT

Granted! But now you will have to pass your air highways learners permit & have restricted air space.

I wish I could eat all my favourite comfort foods & lose weight at the same time.

(I would love to be a blue bird singing in tune - what a beautiful image. Also I have wanted to fly, by myself with no props or assistance since I was a little girl. I dreamed often of flying from my house to my nanna's!)

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Gruffudd — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 08:22:34 GMT

Granted, but now every time you eat a favourite you start shrinking a little each time.

I wish that I could be awfully social and gregarious

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topsy_ — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 09:35:52 GMT

Granted, but now you're going to be struck with laryngitis!!

I wish that I could understand all Stephen Hawking's theories about the formation of the universe.

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Gruffudd — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 10:41:32 GMT

Granted, but now you have to live with the horror and bad dreams that contemplating entropy brings.

I wish for contentment, or if I can't have that, World Peace.

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topsy_ — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 11:05:24 GMT

Granted, but now you are going to be so bored you'll be wishing it was you that had to solve the problem of entropy!!!

I wish I could sing like a female Pavarotti!!

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Gruffudd — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 11:35:53 GMT

Granted, but now you are living out your days behind a beautiful green hedge in the Yarra Valley to obtain privacy and we will be renaming the Pavlova and the Melba Highway in your honour.

I wish I could sail away in a pea green boat.

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topsy_ — Thu, 28 Apr 2016 14:12:05 GMT

Granted, you'll be enjoying floating away in your pea green boat but you'll be struck down with motion sickness.

I wish I could grow my own vegetables in a beautiful vegetable garden.

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Gruffudd — Mon, 02 May 2016 10:16:15 GMT

Granted, however, now you are such a green thumb that the vegetables all grow to several metres and you have enough to make soup for the entire city.

I wish that I could dream my house flying and transport it to London, and Hong Kong or Buenos Aires in the morning.

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topsy_ — Mon, 02 May 2016 10:26:12 GMT

Granted, however, your poor little house is going to need so much more upkeep - painting, cleaning windows etc etc - because of all the different climatic conditions, you'll be too busy to fly!!

I wish that I could write the great Australian novel, receive lots of kudos & money.

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Gruffudd — Mon, 02 May 2016 10:42:34 GMT

Granted but now the fame has caught you in her sights and you feel the urge to find respite in a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. A place of far horizons, and jewel-sea, the beauty and the terror - The wide brown land for thee!

I wish I were a duck.