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    <title>topic Re: little intro in Welcome and orientation</title>
    <link>https://forums.beyondblue.org.au/t5/welcome-and-orientation/little-intro/m-p/597865#M33886</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;#1 What did one plate say to the other?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;dinners on me tonight&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;#2 What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;you're too young to sart smoking.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;#3 Why did the chicken cross the road?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;To get to the idiots house&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;knock knock&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;who's there&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;the chicken&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 13:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Mikhaela</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2024-08-17T13:47:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>little intro</title>
      <link>https://forums.beyondblue.org.au/t5/welcome-and-orientation/little-intro/m-p/597743#M33881</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;um hello i'm sienna&amp;nbsp; i'm 12 yeah i know i'm still a kid i guess but yeah anyway i have ADHD and anxiety and in my first year of high school and i recently lost 3 friends over a stupid thing and honestly its hard because i feel like people never understand me at all . &amp;nbsp;i did go to therapy last year and it did help a bit but i'm not completely better&amp;nbsp; and yeah&amp;nbsp; i like art , music and watching shows( ps : i'm currently watching house MD on Netflix and its a good show) i'm free for people to talk to if they need even though i'm young i listen and respect how people feel and thats about i thats my intro&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;

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&lt;P&gt;[ i'm sorry for any spelling mistakes i cant spell even if it was to save a life ]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;[ oh and imma put in a few jokes to cheer people up!]&lt;/P&gt;

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&lt;P&gt;JOKES&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;1)What fuel does Harry Potter put in his car? Expecto Petroleum&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;2)How do the Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;3)Why can't Harry tell the difference between a cooking pot and his&amp;nbsp;&lt;A href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/aqibspeaks/what-type-of-best-friend-are-you" target="_blank"&gt;best friend&lt;/A&gt;? Because they're both cauldron&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;4)Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;5)Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;6)Why doesn't Snape own a barbecue? Because he roasts his food verbally.&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;7) i got ketchup in my eyes now i have heinz sight&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":smiling_face_with_sunglasses:"&gt;😎&lt;/span&gt;Why don’t scientists trust atoms?&lt;BR /&gt;
Because they make up everything&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;9)What do dentists call their x-rays?&lt;BR /&gt;
Tooth pics&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2024 10:56:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Sienna_12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2024-08-15T10:56:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: little intro</title>
      <link>https://forums.beyondblue.org.au/t5/welcome-and-orientation/little-intro/m-p/597864#M33885</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I absolutely love Harry Potter and jokes. I'm 12 too, no friends absoltuely miniscule school, 11 kids in my year (6) and a long list of backstabbers. not to mention my other long list of people who have more or less told me to go die in a hole.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 13:44:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://forums.beyondblue.org.au/t5/welcome-and-orientation/little-intro/m-p/597864#M33885</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mikhaela</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2024-08-17T13:44:44Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: little intro</title>
      <link>https://forums.beyondblue.org.au/t5/welcome-and-orientation/little-intro/m-p/597865#M33886</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;#1 What did one plate say to the other?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;dinners on me tonight&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;#2 What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;you're too young to sart smoking.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;#3 Why did the chicken cross the road?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;To get to the idiots house&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;knock knock&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;who's there&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;the chicken&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 13:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Mikhaela</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2024-08-17T13:47:40Z</dc:date>
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